Cum Roulette

Hey loser boy! I've been gone for month, miss me? Hahaha of course you did you pathetic little slutbuckets! You hang off my every word! You’re hooked now, you’re not going anywhere! You’re my pathetic little cum muncher now; too use abuse, control and bleed your finances dry and I bet you’re loving every second of it.

So now you’re my little mindless boy toy I’m going to make you play cum roulette! Go to your freezer slutty boy and take out your ice cube tray, you’ll need it; trust me.

 Go ahead and pull out your tiny little cock and stroke it wank monkey, because today’s your lucky day!

Stoke yourself slut. Stroke yourself hard and fast. Come on pathetic little loser boy stroke your fucking poor excuse for a nub hard to my words, you want to please me don’t you? So fucking stroke it! Now picture yourself, sitting in a crammed little office, touching yourself in public under your desk, you can feel the excitement of getting caught burning a hole through the bottom of your stomach, that’s it freak show! Just like that! There are gorgeous women everywhere – and they can see exactly what you’re doing, and they’re laughing at you! They can see how much of a loser you are, and they think you’re hilarious! That’s right jerk face you’re the laughing stock of the whole place now! Those beauties can see you stroking your tiny little manclitty but you just can’t stop yourself, can you cumwhore?

Their laughing is turning you on more and more isn't it? Sick fucking freak!

You can’t help yourself now; you’re going to blow all over the place! You need to think fast, you need to cum in something... and your ice trays are the only thing in sight! That's right slutty boy cum into your ice trays... mmmm... there’s a good wank monkey, get it all in there.

Now, lick the residue from your fingers and savor the taste of your own seed you fucking cum loving whore. Get up, put your ice trays back into your freezer, uhuh back in the freezer they go jerk monkey and once they’re frozen – empty them into a container filled with regular ice cubes! So next time you try to pour yourself a nice cold drink you’ll be playing cum roulette! You’ll never know if you picked regular ice and your safe or if you picked the cum laden cube, until it’s too late!

Ahahahahahahahahaha this is just toooo good!

Anyway, I’ll chat to you losers later, in the meantime, follow me on twitter and send me tributes!

Xx

Love Lex